Tuesday, February 15, 2005

bourgeois beauty

I have a Triple H criteria for men i date: Hot, Handsome, and Horny.

Okay, i just mite be joking.

But this post isn't about a checklist for men. It's about bourgeois beauty. I think that would be the class in which i'm located, if beauty were a matter of economy. Maybe I'd even pass for someone in an upper middle class, on a good day.

The Middle Class, we are known for our capitalist tendencies; our aim is to climb the economic ladder to reach higher levels of wealth. I think you mite know where i'm going. Yes, because i am not within the upper echelons of beauty, nor am I a hopeless untouchable, beauty is a matter of utmost importance.

This is the curse of the bourgeois. And this is why my partner must be beautiful.

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